3 Comments on "You tried, Spiderman"
Reminds me of that episode of the cartoon where he turns into a… Um… flying spider-ish thing? It was weird.
This is how I wish the first movie had gone. Climbed up that one chick’s leg, clamped down on her naughty bits, and she Kegels him to death. 15 min movie – to show her eventual twat amputation because it’s radioactive – but not before she clamps off a few dongs and the guys bleed to death!
I think I just wrote a porn parody script!!